OMG.

[taffimai]

I just saw a commercial for a company that delivers cookie bouquets. In the commercial, the narrator chirped, "Perfect for Easter, Passover, or any occasion!"

Yes, you read that right. Cookie bouquets for Passover. Goyim are brilliant sometimes.

Comments

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Well, Passover isn't all that solemn, but yeah. Here's what it comes down to: all Kosher for Passover cookies I've ever eaten taste like EVIL. I do not think that a bouquet of such things would make a good gift.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

That makes sense, too. "Here's a bouquet of evil cookies! Hope you don't choke on them!"

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Maybe the company is a Wolfram and Hart subsidiary?

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ha, I wouldn't put it past them.

[minim_calibre]

I confess a fondness for those macaroons. Which would make a great bouquet.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

True, though possibly not one requiring professional arrangement.