Conversations at the Grocery Store

[taffimai]

Me: *passing by the Easter display*
Woman: Excuse me, when is Easter?
Me: I don't know.
Woman: What do you mean, how can you not know?
Me: I'm Jewish.
Woman: And?
Me: And so I don't care about Easter?
Woman: *huffs and walks away*

ETA: Given what I was wearing today, I wonder if she thought I worked there. Hmmm.

Comments

[chatona.livejournal.com]

That's good to know :D

*checks that no one is looking and then quickly and totally stealthily licks your iconJohn's arms*

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

They're very nice arms. *happy sigh*

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Oh yes.