Girly Deficient

[taffimai]

You know, I often feel like there are girly-type things that everyone else seems to know how to do and at which I am just slightly hopeless.

Tonight's example? I've spent the last hour doing my nails and all I have to show for it is a barely passable clear polish. I cannot manage color to save my life.

Did I miss a "How To Be a Girl" orientation class somewhere?

ETA: I wouldn't even mind that much if I'd gotten the "How To Be a Lesbian" class! At least then I'd know how to change my oil.

Comments

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

That's the problem! I don't really understand where it goes and in what configuration. Eyeliner ... well it lines the eye. Easier.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Oh, see I have trouble getting the eyeliner to go on straight and not poke myself in the eye accidentally at the same time.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. Beauty is not worth blinding yourself for.