Girly Deficient
You know, I often feel like there are girly-type things that everyone else seems to know how to do and at which I am just slightly hopeless.
Tonight's example? I've spent the last hour doing my nails and all I have to show for it is a barely passable clear polish. I cannot manage color to save my life.
Did I miss a "How To Be a Girl" orientation class somewhere?
ETA: I wouldn't even mind that much if I'd gotten the "How To Be a Lesbian" class! At least then I'd know how to change my oil.
Tonight's example? I've spent the last hour doing my nails and all I have to show for it is a barely passable clear polish. I cannot manage color to save my life.
Did I miss a "How To Be a Girl" orientation class somewhere?
ETA: I wouldn't even mind that much if I'd gotten the "How To Be a Lesbian" class! At least then I'd know how to change my oil.
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Logic? What?
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(But a hell of a lot more things would be easier if Obama was president, I'll give you that.
HOLY SHIT. the election is TUESDAY. And I"m working until 9.10PM, which means I wont' get home until nearly 10, which EEEEEEK. I'm going to be a mess at work tuesday night)
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