taffimai: (Shalom Biotch by iconomicon)
taffimai ([personal profile] taffimai) wrote2008-12-24 08:20 pm

Jew Shortage!

I need more Jewish friends. Specifically Jewish friends who are not in relationships with Christians. *looks at [livejournal.com profile] bremonline* I have no one to spend tomorrow with, and it's very sad. Nothing sadder than a Jew all alone at Christmas.

Or maybe I just need to meet a nice Jewish lesbian. Kill two birds with one stone, you know?

[identity profile] mofic.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a nice Jewish lesbian. Except when I'm a naughty Jewish lesbian. Pleased to meet you.
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[personal profile] hllangel 2008-12-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Also a nice Jewish Lesbian. Though currently taken. By a Deist. :D *waves*

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Well, I meant a Jewish lesbian who lived in DC. Which would facilitate the hanging out on christmas bit. And I kind of also meant a single Jewish lesbian for the killing two birds with one stone piece. ;)

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Taken, non-local Jewish lesbians are not helpful. *sighs*

*considers* Want to break up with your girlfriend and move to DC?
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[identity profile] zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
If you felt okay about just going to public places, maybe an advertisement in Craig's list would be your best bet at 9:30 the day before?
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[personal profile] hllangel 2008-12-25 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
The offer is tempting. :)

though I may end up closer to you next year.... It all depends on where I end up for school.

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wasn't advertising, just complaining. I don't think I'll be able to do anything about this year.

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
That would be cool! You can even forgo the breaking-up-with-the-girlfriend thing and bring her along to hang out. Aren't I accommodating?
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[personal profile] hllangel 2008-12-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Very!

[identity profile] saraid.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
um, sorry? i love you.

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I forgive you your Jesusousity! *blows kiss*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Try scoping out Chinese food places tomorrow. That's how a close friend of mine met his boyfriend a few years ago!