Jew Shortage!

[taffimai]

I need more Jewish friends. Specifically Jewish friends who are not in relationships with Christians. *looks at bremonline* I have no one to spend tomorrow with, and it's very sad. Nothing sadder than a Jew all alone at Christmas.

Or maybe I just need to meet a nice Jewish lesbian. Kill two birds with one stone, you know?

Comments

[mofic.livejournal.com]

I'm a nice Jewish lesbian. Except when I'm a naughty Jewish lesbian. Pleased to meet you.

[hllangel]

Also a nice Jewish Lesbian. Though currently taken. By a Deist. :D *waves*

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, I meant a Jewish lesbian who lived in DC. Which would facilitate the hanging out on christmas bit. And I kind of also meant a single Jewish lesbian for the killing two birds with one stone piece. ;)

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Taken, non-local Jewish lesbians are not helpful. *sighs*

*considers* Want to break up with your girlfriend and move to DC?

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

If you felt okay about just going to public places, maybe an advertisement in Craig's list would be your best bet at 9:30 the day before?

[hllangel]

The offer is tempting. :)

though I may end up closer to you next year.... It all depends on where I end up for school.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wasn't advertising, just complaining. I don't think I'll be able to do anything about this year.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

That would be cool! You can even forgo the breaking-up-with-the-girlfriend thing and bring her along to hang out. Aren't I accommodating?

[hllangel]

Very!

[saraid.livejournal.com]

um, sorry? i love you.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I forgive you your Jesusousity! *blows kiss*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Try scoping out Chinese food places tomorrow. That's how a close friend of mine met his boyfriend a few years ago!