Jew Shortage!

[taffimai]

I need more Jewish friends. Specifically Jewish friends who are not in relationships with Christians. *looks at bremonline* I have no one to spend tomorrow with, and it's very sad. Nothing sadder than a Jew all alone at Christmas.

Or maybe I just need to meet a nice Jewish lesbian. Kill two birds with one stone, you know?

Comments

[mofic.livejournal.com]

I'm a nice Jewish lesbian. Except when I'm a naughty Jewish lesbian. Pleased to meet you.

[hllangel]

Also a nice Jewish Lesbian. Though currently taken. By a Deist. :D *waves*

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

If you felt okay about just going to public places, maybe an advertisement in Craig's list would be your best bet at 9:30 the day before?

[saraid.livejournal.com]

um, sorry? i love you.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Try scoping out Chinese food places tomorrow. That's how a close friend of mine met his boyfriend a few years ago!