Midnite Movie Mamacita

[taffimai]

Midnite Movie Mamacita: So Terrible, They're Terrific.

Next weekend they're featuring Shark Attack 3: Megalodon with John Barrowman. I am not going. Right?

Comments

[hllangel]

Dude. Barrowman. Half Naked. In a Wetsuit. On a GIANT SCREEN.

How the hell can you pass that up?

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I do not recall half naked Barrowman in that movie. *suspicious*

[hllangel]

I'm trying to remember correctly. It's been a while. But lots of water and tropical setting... There is possibly half-naked Barrowman. In any case, Barrowman in wetsuit is HOT. Or tight T-Shirts.

And never forget the SHOWER SCENE.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

There is indeed the shower scene. And the wetsuits. There is also the dialog and the special effects and the "acting."

But I do not believe that there is half-naked Barrowman.

[hllangel]

I believe you're right. The screencaps would be *all over* if there was.

But still. Barrowman on the Big Screen. Looking insanely hot, as he always does.

the story is atrocious. His acting is decent, the others are terrible, and the effects are bottom-of-the-barrel.

But it's Barrowman. and you know how I feel about that. :)

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I do. And I love him too. But if his acting is the best thing about a movie? Not good.

ETA: Oops, clearly the Barrowman Ass Presented in Wetsuit is the best thing about the movie. Duh.

[hllangel]

Well, DUH.

And the "pussy" line. :)

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I still cannot believe they left that in!

[hllangel]

I know.

But the TV edit is even funnier. "Take you home and watch I love lucy!"

*SNORT*

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Which apparently turns them both on, since the next scene is the shower scene. "Mmmm, Lucille Ball makes me so hot, baby."

[hllangel]

That's more disturbing than the special effects!