Midnite Movie Mamacita

[taffimai]

Midnite Movie Mamacita: So Terrible, They're Terrific.

Next weekend they're featuring Shark Attack 3: Megalodon with John Barrowman. I am not going. Right?

Comments

[hllangel]

Dude. Barrowman. Half Naked. In a Wetsuit. On a GIANT SCREEN.

How the hell can you pass that up?

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I do not recall half naked Barrowman in that movie. *suspicious*

[hllangel]

I'm trying to remember correctly. It's been a while. But lots of water and tropical setting... There is possibly half-naked Barrowman. In any case, Barrowman in wetsuit is HOT. Or tight T-Shirts.

And never forget the SHOWER SCENE.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

There is indeed the shower scene. And the wetsuits. There is also the dialog and the special effects and the "acting."

But I do not believe that there is half-naked Barrowman.

[hllangel]

I believe you're right. The screencaps would be *all over* if there was.

But still. Barrowman on the Big Screen. Looking insanely hot, as he always does.

the story is atrocious. His acting is decent, the others are terrible, and the effects are bottom-of-the-barrel.

But it's Barrowman. and you know how I feel about that. :)

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I do. And I love him too. But if his acting is the best thing about a movie? Not good.

ETA: Oops, clearly the Barrowman Ass Presented in Wetsuit is the best thing about the movie. Duh.

[hllangel]

Well, DUH.

And the "pussy" line. :)

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I still cannot believe they left that in!

[hllangel]

I know.

But the TV edit is even funnier. "Take you home and watch I love lucy!"

*SNORT*

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Which apparently turns them both on, since the next scene is the shower scene. "Mmmm, Lucille Ball makes me so hot, baby."

[hllangel]

That's more disturbing than the special effects!

[maverick0324.livejournal.com]

umm. where is this? cause this? is necessary.

[hllangel]

I agree, totally. :D

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Chandler, AZ. Wanna come?

[hllangel]

I totally would if I could get there.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's closer than if I was home in DC! I am trying here.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Sorry, travelling. It's in Arizona.

[maverick0324.livejournal.com]

ahhh damn. in any case I think you should go!

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Find me a Barrowman fangirl in the Phoenix area so I can go with someone, and I will.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

DO IT!

If you rely on Saturday afternoon TNT reruns, some of the Barrowman goodness gets snipped out. It happened to me! I still had fun watching it alone in my apartment, so I can only imagine how much fun to watch with a whole snarky audience. :)

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

But it's a double feature and I'd have to sit through Grindhouse first. *ponders*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

You know, I've heard of Grindhouse but I have no idea what it is.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling that it's very bloody.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

It's Tarantino. Need I say more?

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought it was. *sigh* Oh Tarantino, why must you be such a twisted fuck?

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'd hit that so hard. I love me a good bad movie!

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Don't suppose you live in Phoenix?