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taffimai ([personal profile] taffimai) wrote2005-12-05 07:49 pm
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Heh.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] violetsmiles's purse (30 points). In September I set [livejournal.com profile] astarte99's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] wesleysgirl (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (675 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
taffimai

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[identity profile] geeky-dani.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
In September I set [info]astarte99's puppy on fire (-66 points)

My puppy!!! *wails* *then remembers that she has no pets and feels mildly consoled*

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
*is very sorry*

*cuddles Dani*

[identity profile] zapaper.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you're Jewish right? No fair playing both sides of the fence missy!

[identity profile] taffimai.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, for a red Radio-Flyer wagon, I'm willing to set aside petty religious differences!
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