Heh.

[taffimai]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole violetsmiles's purse (30 points). In September I set astarte99's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I bought porn for wesleysgirl (10 points). Overall, I've been nice (675 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, taffimai

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[geeky-dani.livejournal.com]

In September I set [info]astarte99's puppy on fire (-66 points)

My puppy!!! *wails* *then remembers that she has no pets and feels mildly consoled*

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

*is very sorry*

*cuddles Dani*

[zapaper.livejournal.com]

You know you're Jewish right? No fair playing both sides of the fence missy!

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Hey, for a red Radio-Flyer wagon, I'm willing to set aside petty religious differences!