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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole violetsmiles's purse (30 points). In September I set astarte99's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I bought porn for wesleysgirl (10 points). Overall, I've been nice (675 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, taffimai

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